Even though I'm a little floaty from duty, I'll post a short one to start off the year.
Disclaimer: This is a purely fabricated story. Any coincidences to people, places and things are purely coincidental.
A young, early 20s couple enter the ER laughing.
Upon questioning, the male admits having swallowed 22 tablets of a local contraceptive pill.
Why did he do it? Because his sister dared him to do it.
If he wanted to have breasts of his own, a few more pills everyday should do the trick. :)